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Okay, item 37.

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The cafeteria staff is cooking up some
new options for

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lunches. The menu is pretty set, but
they are allowing for one option to be

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chosen by the community.

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Ribs. End of discussion.

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Yep, I was thinking something a little
maybe easier for the kids. What could be

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easier than ribs? You don't even need
silverware for that. Any other

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suggestions?

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Crab legs.

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Say less, because I like when my meal
comes with a bib and a bag.

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Okay, how about something that's not
going to make a huge mess?

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Uh, burgers?

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Okay. Now we're getting fired up.

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Sliders. Yes.

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Yes. Yes.

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Slide.

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Sliders.

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Sliding.

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Electrically. Electronic.

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Electric slide. We're gonna do the
electric slide, y'all. Come on. No, no,

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no dancing, okay? We've got a big agenda
here because we danced all last night.

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Okay, you know what?

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Let's just... Can't line dance to that.

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Guys,

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we really have work to do.

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Think about it. It doesn't even actually
make sense, okay? Oh, Ava, Ava, um, the

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podcasters and I want to explore
acoustics and reverb today, so we were

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hoping to use the gym. No, step class is
in there.

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It's the one thing those girls look
forward to. Besides, the last thing your

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kids need is you plus reverb.

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Okay.

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Very well.

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To the stairwell!

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What is going on in here?

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I know you're not bootlegging my
choreography, Mr. Johnson.

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Cut! Step team asked me to record the
audition tape.

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Hate to go finchy on y'all, but we're
going again.

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You filming for what now?

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The homeroom showdown all-school dance
contest is having an open casting call.

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If they like our tape, then we compete
to represent West Philly at regionals.

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And then, if we win regionals, we get to
go to Disneyland.

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Disneyland?

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Y'all sound goofy.

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I know this is Step Club, but that's a
lot of steps.

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Mr. J, what's in it for you?

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Haven't you heard?

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Hollywood is snapping up all the young
YouTube directors left and right, and

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I'm next in line.

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Duh. Let's go for another take, Mr. J.

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Come on, let's do this.

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Wait,

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wait, wait.

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I'm not going to stop them from making a
tape, but let's be realistic.

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This isn't going anywhere.

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You saw that website.

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It was legit.

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Not a single pop-up.

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So, therefore, five-eighths divided by
three-fourths... Michael, why don't we

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try using this pencil? Okay. Not the
pen?

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I think that's better.

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Oh, sorry.

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Go on.

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So, that's Miss Pittman. She's a special
needs teacher working with my student,

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Michael. She's real good at her job.

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She's very nice and everything, too,
just... I don't love having someone else

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in my classroom. Nothing against her or
anything. I just hate it.

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I'm pretty much done with this lesson.
The kids are just going to do a

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worksheet from here on out. So if you've
got other classes you've got to go to.

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Nope. I've been assigned to Michael
today, so I'm here.

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Yeah, and I know you've got to be
certified to teach special ed, but, you

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know, I've been teaching a long time,
so... I totally get it.

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It's just that you do need the
certification.

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But it sounds like you'd be a great
candidate for the class I'm teaching. A

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couple months, you'll get your classroom
back, and you'll make more money.

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Continue. I know it's last minute, but,
um, we actually have a few spots left,

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so... Not anymore, you don't.

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Oh. I know you're new, but around these
parts, I pick up the trash.

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My job, janitor.

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Your job, teacher.

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I got something to tell you. These are
things you should know.

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Is that the new sub getting Mr.
Johnson's classic trash lecture?

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Yep, that's Natalie.

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I remember when he first gave me that
talk, I cried for a week.

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I stopped by the class earlier. The kids
seem to like her.

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Hopefully this one sticks.

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Yeah, I'm very tired of meeting new
people.

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By the time I finish the friendship
bracelets, they're already gone.

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I don't know. I feel like if Mr. J keeps
it up with the trash talk, we're going

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to lose her.

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You know what? Let's skip the initiation
phase and bring her right into the inner

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circle. I can't be that fast, but yes,
let's do that. It's a good plan.

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Oh, here she comes. Everybody smile. Oh,
okay.

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Hey,

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Natalie. How's subbing going?

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Kids giving you a hard time for being
new?

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Heavens no.

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They've been nothing short of angelic.

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Besides, I used to get a little rowdy to
subs back in school, so who am I to

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throw the first stone, you know?

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Hey, I don't know what you're up to
later, but the three of us, we're going

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to go to Bone Town after school, you
know, get some dinner.

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If you want to join.

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Oh my gosh, I'd love to.

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I have to meet my sisters, but I can
come after?

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Absolutely. Yeah.

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I'll see you there.

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Hey, Barb, Barb, Barb, Barb.

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What do your evenings look like for the
next, say, six months?

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I'm not certain. Great. Clear your
schedule, because Ms. Pittman just told

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me that she's teaching a course in
special ed certification, and it's

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basically stuff we already know.

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So we would just get to hang out and
make some extra dough. Yeah, six months

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sounds like a long time.

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It's 2,000 bucks.

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2,000 bucks? We've got a long way on the
cruise.

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Mm-hmm. And it's stuff we already know.
Yeah, it'd be like a walk in the park.

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All the way to the bank.

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All right, I'm in.

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Yes. For the kids, of course.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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For the kids? Mm-hmm.

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Of course.

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We got invisible, Coleman. We made it to
the tryouts. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This

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office is a capacity for both people and
positivity.

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What's up, y'all? We're going to
tryouts. Follow our journey straight to

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the championship.

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Okay, well, hold on now. We're trying
out against dozens of other teams.

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I got to figure out transportation,
chaperones.

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Don't you guys want to skip it and go to
the arcade?

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They got Dance Dance Revolution.

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It's kind of like...

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And you can win a lava lamp.

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I'm here to share the good news.

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My film got accepted. They love me.

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Step competition today, independent
spirit awards tomorrow.

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Yeah. It's important to build trust. I'm
just excited to be back in the

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classroom. Yeah, me too. It's going to
be fun.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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Class started at 4.

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Yes. But I have a standing nail
appointment, so you see my dilemma.

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Yeah, Laura, this is Barb. It's okay.
She's cool. I prefer you call me Miss

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Pittman. Oh.

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What? You're both late.

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Yeah, but somebody here is probably
taking notes.

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Probably that guy.

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Take your seats.

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Quietly, please.

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Okay.

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Miss, thanks.

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It's Miss Pittman. Oh.

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All right, folks.

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Chips and guac for the table. Yay.

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Oh, I thought we ordered queso, didn't
we? Again, we don't have queso on the

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menu. Mmm.

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I can bring you a slice of cheese.

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That would be amazing.

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Thank you.

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Yes. Love cheese.

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Hi.

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Oh. Hey.

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Hello.

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Early Halloween?

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I have always thought Halloween should
be a week long. We contain multitudes.

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One day is not enough.

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Nope. No costume.

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So you're a nun?

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Oh, Ava didn't tell you?

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I'm not a nun.

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I'm a sister.

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You know, I've never been to Bone Town
before.

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So as you may recall, I have been known
to partake in marijuana after school.

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And as you may also know, it is after
school.

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So I am high.

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Please don't tell her, though.

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She'll tell God.

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Sorry, I was running late from Bible
study, and I didn't have time to do my

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hair. I didn't mean to catch you all off
guard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. None

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of us. We don't judge.

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We just leave that to the big man
upstairs. Yeah.

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Well, that's good to hear, because
people usually do treat me differently

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when they find out. What is wrong with
people, Jesus? I mean, oh, my God. Oh,

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holy hell, Jacob. Jacob, Jacob, stop
talking.

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Yeah.

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Janine, say something.

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Peace be with you.

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Right? All right, drinks are ready. Who
had the sex on the beach?

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And corn star martini. That'd be me.

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Thanks.

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And you ordered... Nothing.

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You did.

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You ordered the two buttery nipples.

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Mm-hmm.

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You did. Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Enjoy.

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I'm so sorry.

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The drinks at Bone Town are all...

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Really sacrilegious, and we should do
better. You guys, it's cool.

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Relax. Really, just treat me like you
would anyone else.

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You've never been a bull, too.

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That's such a good joke.

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Because, of course, you haven't.

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Because you're not allowed to.

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But that's okay.

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Thank you.

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Can you believe we've been assigned
homework?

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i know right seems like a waste of time
let me just copy a worksheet eyes on

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your own paper melissa it just says i
heart gerald because i do oh look at

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this they are recommending sensory
headphones to ease moments of

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overstimulation that's weird i never
heard of that like that would make it

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harder to listen in class right you know
they've got a few of those over in admin

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if you have jacob we're trying to study
oh

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Hey, did you guys tell everyone about
last night?

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About how the three of us took a nun to
Bone Town?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You did what
now?

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Thanks for the invite.

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What she means is we took the new sub to
Bone Town. And by sub, we mean the new

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substitute. And by Bone Town, we mean
the restaurant.

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Yeah, turns out she's a Catholic nun.

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Yeah, and it was really funny to me at
the time, but now it's just unnerving.

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Ew, I was almost a nun.

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Yeah, right. Why is everybody always...
I could have done it. Well... I, for

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one, think it's wonderful that we have
another woman of God amongst us.

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Who's the other one? Well, technically,
she's a sister, but I gotta say, I

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admire the simplicity and discipline of
the lifestyle.

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Now, I went to Catholic school, and it
was hell, okay? We didn't have a single

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recess in third grade because Sister
Mary Teresa told us that we broke a

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commandment but wouldn't say which one.
I mean, there's ten of them.

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Either she goes or I do. Okay, we'll
figure it out, buddy. Yeah.

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Take a deep breath.

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You're okay.

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Checking in for Abbott Elementary?

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Terrific.

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Your audition slots in about an hour.
You can check the website for results in

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a couple of days. Feel free to warm up
wherever you can find space.

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And there's a water bottle filling
station around the corner.

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And where do we get the water bottles?

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The teams bring their own, of course.

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Or, wait, you were joking, weren't you?

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I'm so bad at jokes.

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That's Chester Preparatory. West Philly
champs, three years running.

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Well, this should be quick. At least we
don't have to waste time filling any

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water bottles.

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Melissa, did you say you brought dinner?

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You know it. Might I interest you in a
carb salon?

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You most certainly may.

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Oh, and did you happen to bring... Don't
insult me.

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Okay, just say when.

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When.

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Okay, not only is that way too much
pepper, I'm going to have to separate

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you two. You stay there. You sit over
here.

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Yeah, come on.

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Pepper, police!

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Sorry, it was the pepper.

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I think we just watch Sister Act 2
tonight and get it out of our ciscos.

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Oh, okay. Honestly, I prefer the first
one, but... I can't believe we're dating

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sometimes. Well, believe it.

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Hi, you two.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Janine had an eyelash that fell into her
mouth. Mm-hmm, he's getting it out.

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So just sitting in the car with the
engine off, Natalie?

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Oh, I was just wrapping up with St.
Christopher on the Holy Hotline. You can

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call him.

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praying for traveling grace yeah don't
worry i included you love birds it

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is so wonderful that you carpool yes
yeah of course we

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carpool because we live separately in
our very separate homes for we are not

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married we are just have a great evening
bye did

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you hear the way she said that There was
a tone. There was definitely a tone.

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Yeah, she got it right. Yeah.

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Principal Coleman, we crushed it. All
right, all right, everybody calm down.

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You all did great, but sometimes the
judges get it wrong, so let's just take

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it step by step.

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That's what they've been doing.

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I know, I'm just saying, let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

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Totally, totally.

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Real quick, can I get dibs on the window
seat to Disneyland?

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This is gonna be bad.

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I know what it's like to have your
dreams crushed. When I was little, I

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tried out for Annie.

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They told me I was black.

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Should have waited a couple years.

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I gotta do something about this.

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And that is why we use alpha commands.

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Directions like sit in your chair or
voices at zero are clear and concise.

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You know what's always worked in my
classroom?

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Is when I threaten more homework.

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Boom! Alpha.

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Well, we don't want to threaten, okay?

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What's direction without some stakes, I
mean? I like to add a touch of warmth so

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their little spirits don't bruise. Oh,
please, allow me to demonstrate.

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Marcus,

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baby, the good Lord gave you two ears
and one mouth for a reason. Please,

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hush.

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Marcus is one of my students. Yeah, that
is not what I'm teaching in this class.

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But I think you could, which is why I'm
telling you.

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Yeah, we were just trying to help. I'm
just saying your alpha commands could

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use a little more bite.

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Oh, great idea.

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Yeah. Out of my class, now.

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See, that's much better. Get the hell
out of my class.

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Uh, that was for us.

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Alpha, boom.

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Hmm.

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Well, tell me you think step practice is
over today.

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Miss Carol and I have front row tickets
to see the new Street Fighter.

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Um, I cancel practice for the rest of
the week. Why?

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Those girls live for step practice.

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Because until we get the results, those
girls will be all giddy, thinking

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they're going to Disneyland, and they're
not.

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If I cancel practice until after they
find out, then they'll have less time

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together to get their hopes up. Hold on.

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Did you see the same performance I did?

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They killed it. They were amazing.

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I'll be the first one to say it. But
entering a competition against kids who

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just stepped off dance moms thinking
it'll go our way is delusional.

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They're kids.

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A little delusion is not going to hurt
them. Take it from me. That fairytale

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nonsense can ruin kids like these.

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Because how many of them are really
going to get a happily ever after?

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I'm just trying to protect them.

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Life's going to hit them with defeat.

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It's inevitable.

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But who's to say if it's now?

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And if it doesn't work out and they get
their hopes crushed, at least I have you

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to teach them how to get through it.

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So win-win, even if they lose, lose.

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So I guess we can say I won that
conversation.

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Can y'all make some noise for the new
lunch menu?

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I can't hear you.

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I can't believe they're doing a whole
assembly just to announce the school

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lunch lineup.

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Well, how else are they supposed to get
the word out? A lousy email? This is

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lunch, Barb.

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Lunch. Oh, Michael, where are you going?
Don't you want to find out when corn dog

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day is?

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It's just really bright and loud, and
people keep bumping into me, and...

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00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:15,280
Okay, sweetheart, come on now. Just come
on and just stand right here next to me.

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There you go.

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Wait a minute, Barb.

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Sensory headphones.

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I guess Miss Pittman isn't the worst
teacher after all. Yeah.

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Yeah, because when you boil it down,
we're just too good of students to not

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keep taking our class.

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Role models.

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That's what we are.

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Then coming up on the ninth... We got
sliders, y'all!

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Are you sure this is gonna work?

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Are you kidding me?

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It's frickin' bulletproof.

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One look at me in this getup selling
drugs on campus, you two, like...

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Canoodling? We're in a scandalized
little miss sister right out of the

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school. Yes, let's show her what a bunch
of untamed public school educators

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really look like. Yes, I know. Here she
comes.

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I can't keep my hands to myself.

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00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:11,770
Ed, why would you? Because we don't care
about the rules of this school or

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otherwise. We like to do the nasty.

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We like to be nasty.

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Yeah.

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00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:20,030
Hey, Gregory, Eddie.

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I heard you've been talking trash.

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About the Pope. What? No, what happened
to the drugs? Oh, you need drugs? Stop.

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Please, please, stop.

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00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,580
You're all so bad at whatever it is
you're trying to do right now.

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00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:36,780
I'm already quitting.

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00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Oh, you are?

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00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:43,540
This happens all the time. I told you,
people get weird when they find out I'm

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a sister.

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I just thought you guys would be cooler.

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But you clearly are not.

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00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,500
Which is why I took a job at a Jesuit
school.

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They can hang.

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00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,510
Did she just break up with us?

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00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,790
Why do you never stick to the script
with this character?

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00:18:58,090 --> 00:18:59,950
Because the character doesn't like
rules, Gregory.

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00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:01,410
How?

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00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:09,570
All right, now, keep that energy up.

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00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:10,870
That's it.

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00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:16,470
All right, y'all, looking good.

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00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,830
Looking good? We're looking unstoppable.

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00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:20,239
Okay, confident.

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I like that spirit.

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00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,980
Just know, no matter what happens, we
got each other.

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00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,700
Sorry.

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00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,740
Trey, I got some news.

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00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,960
We got in!

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00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,600
We're going to regionals!

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00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,440
Hey, hey, hey, bad news.

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00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:37,520
I forgot to hit record.

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00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:40,060
Okay, everybody back to one. We're
losing daylight, people.

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00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,700
Mr. Johnson was right.

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Made me believe it's not so bad.

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00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:47,660
We're gonna get our ass kicked at
regionals, though.

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00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,400
But you never know.

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00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,120
Dream big.

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00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,440
That's what I always say.

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00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,940
Okay, so let's talk support plans.

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That was really sweet Early I got so

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inspired by myself that I decided to
make my own short film based on my own

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original idea behold

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Where

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am I what's going on with the lights?

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00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,920
Who's there?

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00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:03,220
Oh, it's just you.

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00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,180
What are you doing?

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Dolly's friends come together to perform
a heartfelt tribute live. CMA presents a

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celebration of Dolly.